Forget it, let me tell you a story.

This, is how a normal strawberry should look like. One day, adorable ahboon felt hungry. She went into the kitchen and found a strawberry (in the pic). However, ahboon hates that strawberry becoz it looks UGLY with all its seeds outside, like a person with a lot of pimples.
So, ahboon did something and in the end, the strawberry looked like this: (see below)

After ahboon ate the strawberry, she felt like shitting. So she went.

But dunno why suddenly she thought of a riddle and decides to give a strawberry sweet to those who could answer her riddle:

"I am going to pulverise you into powder and sprinkle on my plants and i hope they don't die."

"I am going to crush you like a cockroach"

"I am going to fry your ears, shoot you, incenerate you"

"Jovi, you are like a laughing buddha"

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Above are some famous sayings by a person. Who is he/she?

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